Trump’s Magical Invisible Wall

During his appearance in Alabama on behalf of incumbent Sen. Luther Strange, Trump started ad-libbing about his non-existent border wall and left everyone scratching their heads as he babbled incoherently about how the wall has to be see-through.


“The wall is happening. In fact, you probably saw, you know, we have a wall up there now, and re-renovating it already. It’s being made pristine, perfect, just as good as new, though we may go a little higher than that, but that’s OK. And we are building samples of a new wall. You know, it has to be a see-through wall,” Trump said.

“If you can’t [see] through it, you don’t know who’s on the other side. Let’s say we build a pre-cast concrete wall and now we have people on the other side,” he continued. “It’s going to stop drugs. It’s going to stop a lot of bad things.”

This makes the future path so obvious. All Trump has to do is declare that the wall has already been built, but it’s invisible. His base will believe him. I mean, they’ve believed every other lie he’s told. It’s a foolproof plan!

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