Jackson: God Will Punish Those Who Vote for Democrats

E.W. Jackson, a failed candidate for Lt. Governor of Virginia a few years ago, is very upset about the results of Tuesday’s elections in that state. The Democrats swept the races and flipped the state legislature and even elected a trans woman legislator. He says God will punish those who voted for Democrats.


“Oh, Jesus, help us,” Jackson said. “The first question I would have is how can you represent me when you don’t even know who you are? If you’re confused about that, how can you represent me? It seems to me that you first got to know yourself, don’t you? This transgender thing, which used to, by the way, gender dysphoria, it used to be considered a mental illness, but now, of course, we are all supposed to embrace it as a wonderful thing because people are finding their true selves. It’ll be interesting to see what God says when they stand before Him and whether He adheres to the politically correct nomenclature.”…

“The Democrat Party has gone crazy,” he said. “It has gone crazy. And I ask the question again, and I’ll ask it again and again and again—and please ask your friends and your loved ones and your family who still are part of this abominable thing still called the Democrat Party, but you might as well call it the Socialist Party or the Atheist Party or the Godless Party or something. Why are they still a part of that thing? Notice what it is producing. This is what it is producing and you really want to put your imprimatur on that, you really want to put your personal seal of approval on that as a Christian and stand before God and think that that’s not going to be a problem?”

So God is going to send people to hell if they vote for Democrats. “My big mean friend is totally going to roast you for all eternity if you vote for someone I don’t like.” Such a compelling threat, isn’t it? I’m sure that will make people vote for Republicans next time around, because this bigoted crank says his imaginary friend will do terrible things to them if they don’t.

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