Crokin: Wizard of Oz Makes Kids Sex Slaves

Liz Crokin has gone from obscurity to starring in a hypothetical new show called the WTF Files. Her latest utterly bizarre conspiracy theory is that the movie The Wizard of Oz is used by the Illuminati to turn kids into sex slaves. And it has something to do with Hillary Clinton…


“Tony Podesta is obsessed with his red shoes,” Crokin said. “There is symbolism for red shoes in the occult and it’s also tied to satanic ritualistic abuse and the trafficking of children.”

“The Illuminati, the elites, they use ‘The Wizard of Oz’ to mind control child slaves,” she added. “They use certain films to program children and part of the programming is having them watch these films and they also sexually abuse them and they physically abuse them because the abuse splits their personality and creates different personalities, so then they are able to program them and control them and they virtually become MK-Ultra programming.”

“This is a known thing,” Crokin insisted. “They use ‘The Wizard of Oz’ to mind control these child sex abuse victims. Well, what does Dorthy wear in ‘The Wizard of Oz’? Red shoes!”

Yeah, it’s a “known thing.” It’s an old XK Red 27 technique, invented by a certified genius named Otto. And while you can’t call him stupid, you could certainly call Crokin herself cuckoo for Cocoa Puffs. Where do they find these people? Is there some sort of right-wing crackpot factory? Are they made in China? Enquiring minds want to know.

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