OH Gov. Candidate Defends Franken by Bragging About His Sex Life

In case you thought massive douchebags were limited to the Republican party, a Democratic candidate for governor of Ohio, and current Ohio Supreme Court Justice, decided it would be a good idea to defend Al Franken by bragging about his sexual conquests.

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An Ohio Supreme Court justice who recently declared his intention to run for governor defended “heterosexual males” Friday amid mounting accusations of sexual misconduct.

Justice William O’Neill took to Facebook on Friday morning to make a statement about what he described as the “national feeding frenzy about sexual indiscretions,” and in doing so he disclosed details about his sexual history.

“In the last fifty years I was sexually intimate with approximately 50 very attractive females,” O’Neill, a Democrat, wrote. “It ranged from a gorgeous blonde who was my first true love and we made passionate love in the hayloft of her parents barn and ended with a drop dead gorgeous red head from Cleveland.

“Now can we get back to discussing legalizing marijuana and opening the state hospital network to combat the opioid crisis.”

When I saw this, my jaw was literally agape. This is a Trumpian level of cluelessness. How on earth could he possibly think this was even remotely appropriate to say? It was so bad that when a reporter called his spokesperson, he said he was appalled that he was quitting. Let’s just hope this ends his political career and sends him into a spiral that ends with him as an ambulance chaser in Akron.

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