What About All the People Dahmer Didn’t Eat?

Okay, we have now reached peak stupid in the defenses of Roy Moore. Far-right anti-choice extremist Janet Porter is not abandoning her man in the middle of a fight. Hell, she probably hopes he’d date a fetus because that would establish its personhood. And she makes pretty much the dumbest argument ever in his defense:


“We need to make it clear that there’s a group of non-accusers, that have not accused the judge of any sexual misconduct or anything illegal,” explains one of Moore’s campaign spokespeople on CNN.

I know, right? What about all the Jews that weren’t killed by Hitler? What about all the people Jeffrey Dahmer didn’t eat? There are 7 billion people on the planet, so maybe he wasn’t as bad as everyone thinks. What about all the Christians who weren’t rounded up and thrown into FEMA concentration camps by Obama, huh? What about all the guns he didn’t seize?

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