Alex Jones Must Have Eaten Chili Again

Alex Jones Must Have Eaten Chili Again January 7, 2018

Alex Jones is really mad at CNN’s media analyst, Brian Stelter. I have no idea why, but apparently it has something to do with Stelter being the “literal demon spawn of the pit of hell.” But fear not, because God is going to destroy him, at Jones’ bidding, of course.

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“I pledge before my heavenly Father that I will resist them every way I can. These people are the literal demon spawn of the pit of hell – look at him. He runs your kids, he runs the schools, he runs the banks – this guy. This spirit. This smiling, leering devil that thinks you can’t see what he is. He is your enemy, period, all the narcissistic devil-worshiping filth. I see you, enemy. I see you, enemy. Enemy! Enemy!

“You are my enemy and I swear total resistance to you with everything I’ve got. Disingenuous, fake, false, broke-back, twisted, a defiler, a betrayer, a back-stabber. A devil. You will pay. You think I don’t see your face, scum? You think I don’t see you, Stelter? I see you, you understand me? I know what you think of me and my family. I see you right back, you understand that? You understand that, Stelter? You will fall. You will not bring humanity down. God is going to destroy you.”

You’d think a guy from Texas would be a little better at handling his chili.

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