Jacobs: Kim Jong-Un Better Become a Christian or He Will Be Deposed

Jacobs: Kim Jong-Un Better Become a Christian or He Will Be Deposed January 11, 2018

Cindy Jacobs, she of the bottomless spaghetti bowl, has been talking to God again. Okay, it’s either God or one of the other voices in her head. And that voice is telling her that God is going to depose Kim Jong-Un from his position as dictator if he doesn’t become a born-again Christian.

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Jacobs said that “there is going to be some turmoil” in North Korea this year and that “Kim Jong Un is going to come down.”

“God is hardening his heart like Pharaoh’s heart,” she said. “He’s not going to allow Kim Jong Un to stay in that position. He is not going to allow compromise to come. Something is going to dramatically happen because his time for being a dictator is over, unless he turns his heart to the Lord.”

“Maybe somehow, Kim Jong Un, you are watching this,” Jacobs continued. “If you are, turn your heart to the Lord Jesus. There are people praying for you and if you will completely change, God is going to help you on a path that will not be destructive. So you can choose, Kim Jong Un; you choose who you serve. If you serve God and if you change your ways, God will protect you, He will protect North Korea in a unique way and make peace with South Korea, but if you continue on your path, it will lead to your destruction. And the sad thing about that is your destruction will lead the path to hell and it will be eternal—eternal—what will happen to you.”

I’m sure that will work. Telling people that gods they don’t believe in are going to do bad things to them if they don’t start worshiping them always works, doesn’t it? Hey Cindy, I just talked to Bacchus and he says that if you don’t throw that spaghetti bowl in the garbage, everything you eat from now on is going to taste like a sumo wrestler’s jockstrap. Did it work? Are you cowering in fear? Of course not. Neither is Kim Jong-Un. Neither is anyone who hears such threats from others.

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