Jones: False Flag! False Flag! False Flag!

Jones: False Flag! False Flag! False Flag! February 16, 2018

Predictably, it took Alex Jones about 5 seconds to scream FALSE FLAG over the school shooting in Parkland, Florida. Because everything is a false flag in the bizarro universe inhabited by Jones and his followers — unless it involves Donald Trump, for some mysterious reason.

ALEX JONES (HOST): The guy looks like he’s drugged up out of his mind. I mean, he’s got mind control written all over him. Just like [Las Vegas gunman Stephen] Paddock did, and oh, that’s now come out in mainstream news that Paddock believed he was under mind control and begged people for help…

ALEX JONES (HOST): Wow, we said the perfect false flag would be a white nationalist attacking a multicultural school as a way to make the leftists all look like victims and bring in gun control and a war on America’s recovery and now right on time what we’ve been warning of, their main card, the thing we said was imminent, appears with all the evidence.

I’ve long said that if I were an athlete or coach, I’d just hand out a numbered list of statements to every reporter I had to talk to. When they asked me a question, I’d just refer to the cliche I wanted to give in response by number. #4 (“We’re just taking it one game at a time”) and #12 (“Everyone in that locker room would go to war with one another. We’re a family”). Jones should do the same thing with his conspiracy theories.

1. False flag!
2. Illuminati!
3. Globalists!
4. Man/pig/robot chimeras!
5. Soy makes you gay!

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