Alex Jones’ Bizarre Conspiracy Theory on the Parkland Shooter

We all know what’s coming from Alex Jones every time there’s a mass shooting or a bombing in the country: False flag! MK Ultra! It’s a plot to take away our guns and impose martial law! But he’s getting a bit more specific in regard to the Parkland shooting. Turns out the “globalists” did it, in the library, with the FISA memo.

“Their whole globalist system is falling apart. The left’s been caught running Antifa that’s cop-killing. They’ve been caught in their own documents that came out a month ago—George Soros’ son funding movements trying to get national riots going when Obama was in in 2015 to be able to trigger civil war,” Jones said.

He continued, “You can see exactly what they’re saying. And then someone that fits, not the profile of a nihilist like we were thinking, but someone who is completely mentally ill, autistic, totally suggestable, will do whatever he’s told, on psychotropic drugs, who doesn’t have parents—it’s in the news—magically is there and all the eyewitnesses are saying multiple shooters.”

“The church shooting in Texas, all of it—we know the FBI was told. We know they knew specifics. They knew that they were warned for years that this guy was highly suggestible. And now we’ve got witnesses of the multiple shooters. This is incredible,” Jones declared, “and this is how the globalists want to beat the country.”

I gotta meet some of these “globalists” someday, whoever the hell they are. I’m assuming it’s just another phrase for the Illuminati, the Bildeburgers, the Rothschilds or whatever boogeyman du jour Jones and his fellow crackpots manage to create in their heads. And I’d really love to hear a definition of a “globalist” that does not include Donald Trump, who seems to be the hero of the anti-globalists.

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