Get out your tiny violins, folks, and prepare to perform a symphony of sympathy. Business Insider reports that a lot of Trump administration staffers are whining that they can’t get dates because no one in Washington, DC wants to date someone who works for the Mango Mussolini.
Both current and former staffers say they’re often berated by prospective dates online, or simply denied when someone finds out where they work or that they voted for the president.
“You do the small-talk thing, and you have a very good conversation, and then they might say, ‘You didn’t vote for Trump, right?'” one 31-year-old female administration official told Politico. “As soon as I say, ‘Of course I did,’ it just devolves into all-caps ‘HOW COULD YOU BE SUCH A RACIST AND A BIGOT?’ And ‘You’re going to take away your own birth control.'”In one recent online exchange, a potential date asked her, “Do you rip babies from their mothers and then send them to Mexico?”
Oh you poor thing. They’re manufacturing incels at the White House! I guess they’ll just have to date one another. Or they can line up and let Trump grope them, as he so loves to do. I’m sure Jordan Peterson will be along any minute to suggest that we redistribute dates and sexual favors to make sure Republicans don’t go on killing sprees.