Fiorina: Cruz Can’t Possibly Beat Hillary Clinton

We all know that former rivals in a presidential campaign often end up on the ticket together. George H.W. Bush famously said that Reagan's tax plans were "voodoo economics" before being named his VP nominee. But this old blowup between Carly Fiorina and Ted Cruz is like irony piled on irony. … [Read more...]

Hastert Gets Light Sentence

Former Republican Speaker of the House Dennis Hastert got an incredibly light 15-month sentence even after admitting in court that he had molested multiple teenage boys while he was a wrestling coach decades ago. The judge cited his age and failing health as the reason for the leniency. … [Read more...]

Cruz Names Fiorina as Running Mate

In a rather odd move when he appears to only have a hail Mary shot at winning the Republican presidential nomination, Ted Cruz has named Carly Fiorina as his vice-presidential running mate. Were he to win the nomination, it's not a bad idea politically to put a woman on the ticket against Hillary Clinton. … [Read more...]

Jones, Manning Agree that Obama is Demonic

When Alex Jones and James David Manning, the guy who thinks Starbucks puts gay semen in their coffee, get together on the radio, you know much hilarity is going to ensue. The two of them agreed that President Obama is a demon from hell, like a literal demon. I mean, as literal as something that doesn't exist can be. … [Read more...]

Supreme Court Justice Ted Cruz?

One of the top-ranking Republicans in the House of Representatives is floating one of the most terrifying ideas imagainable: Ted Cruz replacing Justice Scalia on the Supreme Court. If he isn't the next president, Steve Scalise says, a potential President Trump should nominate him for the high court. … [Read more...]

Feingold Ahead in Race to Return to Senate

Russ Feingold is looking good in his bid to regain the Senate seat he lost to Sen. Ron Johnson in Wisconsin 6 years ago. A new poll shows him with a 10-point lead over Johnson 6 months before the election. In fact, Feingold has had a lead in every poll taken over the last 14 months. … [Read more...]

Andy Schlafly Thinks Ted Cruz is a Feminist

There's been a big fight within the Eagle Forum, seemingly over the fact that Phyllis Schlafly has endorsed Donald Trump rather than the far more socially conservative and Christian Ted Cruz. And now her idiot son, Andy Schlafly, is bizarrely claiming that Cruz is a feminist and so are the people trying to boot his mother out. … [Read more...]

Trump’s Empty Foreign Policy Speech

Donald Trump finally gave that much-anticipated "serious" speech on foreign policy, using the same teleprompter that he has hammered Obama for using. But even though it was a pre-written talk that has taken weeks and weeks to prepare, it was little more than a slogan: "America first." How profound. … [Read more...]

Jones: Beyonce Wants to Eat Your Childrens’ Brains

Alex Jones welcomed the utterly deranged James David Manning, the man who thinks gays should be murdered and that Starbucks puts gay semen in their coffee, on his show to talk about Beyonce. It was every bit as enlightening and rational as you would expect it to be. … [Read more...]

Beck: Trump Will Have Me Arrested if Elected!

Not for the first time, Glenn Beck is telling his followers that if Donald Trump is elected, he will have Beck arrested and his show shut down. And for some bizarre reason, he seems to think that President Obama has done that to his critics, but he was actually talking about whistleblowers. … [Read more...]

Don Feder Goes Full On White Supremacist

Don Feder, leader of the incredibly far right World Congress of Families, is quite agitated about the image of Harriet Tubman going on the $20 bill, and he goes full on white supremacist to argue against it. Only white men built this country, you see, so only white men should be on the money. … [Read more...]

Rafael Cruz: Hillary Will Destroy the Country!

Example #infinity plus 50 of one wingnut or another declaring that if [fill in the candidate] is elected/not impeached, it's going to destroy the country! The whole entire country, people! There will be nothing left of it anywhere! Flee! Run away! … [Read more...]