Trump Campaign: I Know You Are, But What Am I?

Before Hillary Clinton gave her acceptance speech on Thursday, the Trump campaign put out a statement that is just pure psychological projection. They actually had the chutzpah to accuse the Democrats of offering "angry, demeaning, snipping attacks" and offering only fear. … [Read more...]

Trump Wants to Import More Foreign Workers

Despite swearing that he's going to bring jobs back to America, Donald Trump is once again asking for special visas to bring in foreign workers to fill dozens of server, cook and chef positions at his Mar-a-Lago resort in Florida, because he swears he can't find Americans to fill those positions. … [Read more...]

Roy Moore Clone Runs for MS Supreme Court

Christian right attorney Steve Crampton, who used to work for Liberty Counsel, is now running for a spot on the Mississippi Supreme Court and is doing his best impersonation of Christian Reconstructionist Roy Moore from the Alabama Supreme Court. … [Read more...]

Trump Wants to Get Rid of Geneva Conventions

Since he has consistently said he would not only use waterboarding but "things that are much worse" as forms of torture against detainees, it certainly should come as no surprise that Donald Trump also wants to scrap the Geneva Conventions because they're out of date. … [Read more...]

Lord: Gun Deaths Due to Abortion

Weapons-grade buffoon Jeffrey Lord gives us that old nonsensical argument about abortion undermining the value of life and therefore being the cause of all violence that costs life. In this case, gun violence happens because of abortion. … [Read more...]

Another Unhinged Michael Savage Rant

The terminally deranged Michael Savage went on another bizarre rant on his radio show, this time saying that ISIS may have infiltrated our government and be running federal agencies. Oh, and lawyers should be on the terrorist watch list. … [Read more...]

Hayworth: Learning Spanish is ‘Cultural Surrender’

J.D. Hayworth is a former congressman from Arizona and now a right-wing radio talk show host. And in that profession, the only way to stick out is to say stupid and offensive things over and above your competitors, a difficult task. But Hayworth gives it his best shot. … [Read more...]

O’Reilly: Liberals Want Me Dead!

Bill O'Reilly said in response to Michelle Obama's mention that the White House was built by slaves by saying that they were "well-fed and had decent lodgings provided by the government.” That met with much criticism and mockery, prompting O'Reilly to throw a tantrum and declare that liberals want him dead. … [Read more...]

Bakker: Govt. Will Shut Me Down All Religious Activity

Ah, Jim Bakker. The TV evangelist con man is nothing if not hysterical, not in the funny sense but in the wildly exaggerated drama sense. Now he says that if Donald Trump doesn't win in November, the federal government will shut down all religious activity. … [Read more...]

Trump Surrogate Says Something Stupid. Film at 11.

Trump surrogate Scottie Nell Hughes had an incredibly dumb reaction to Hillary Clinton telling little girls that they can be elected president too. Why didn't she say that little boys can grow up to be president, she ridiculously whined as others on the set stared at her. … [Read more...]

Trump: I’ve Never Met Putin, Even If I Said I Met Putin Before

Now facing questions about the Russian government possibly using hackers to dig up dirt on his opponent, Donald Trump now claims that he's never met Putin and doesn't know him at all. Never mind that he said the exact opposite a few months ago. … [Read more...]

I’m Not a Plagiarizer, You’re a Plagiarizer!

And we now have the indisputably dumbest Republican response to Melania Trump's plagiarizing of Michelle Obama's 2008 convention speech. Rachel Campos-Duffy says the first lady was the real plagiarizer because she plagiarized "the opportunity message" from the Republican party. … [Read more...]