No, Trump Did Not Win in a ‘Landslide’

Kellyanne Conway, Donald Trump's personal Baghdad Bob, tweeted out the other day that Trump's narrow electoral college win was a "landslide" and a "blowout." It is, of course, nothing of the sort, especially in light of the fact that he lost the popular vote by more than two million votes. … [Read more...]

Wildmon: Clinton Would Have Criminalized Christianity

Tim Wildmon of the American Family Association (read: American Bigots Association) says that we're all very lucky that Donald Trump was elected because if Hillary Clinton had gotten into office she would have "weaponized" the federal government to "criminalize" Christianity. … [Read more...]

Bakker: Buy My Crappy Food Before Anti-Trump Riots Explode

Always on the lookout for anything he can blow completely out of proportion to use as a marketing tool for his shitty survival food, TV evangelist con man Jim Bakker now says you should buy his buckets of swill because anti-Trump riots will usher in the last days. … [Read more...]

Alex Jones Slurps Donald Trump in Public

Sometimes Alex Jones makes me angry. Sometimes he makes me laugh (especially when he starts weeping and crying and screaming). But this really made me laugh out loud, watching him get down on his knees and publicly fellate Donald Trump in the most ridiculous of ways. … [Read more...]

Trump Spokesman Tries, Fails to Defend Voter Fraud Claim

I almost feel sorry for those who work for Donald Trump. He says blatantly false and offensive things, they have to defend him. Jason Miller, the spokesman for the transition team, had to go out and defend the ridiculous claim that millions of people voted illegally. Naturally, he had to lie to do so. … [Read more...]

Texas to Require Cremation or Burial for Fetal Remains

The state of Texas is taking its fetal worship to new heights, preparing to make official a rule that would require cremation or burial for any aborted fetuses, embryos or even blastocysts. They did manage to strip out the same requirement for miscarriages. … [Read more...]

Petraeus on Trump’s Anti-Muslim Bigotry

Last week, retired Gen. David Petraeus met with Donald Trump amid speculation that he was on the short list to be the next secretary of Defense. But in May, Petraeus published an op-ed in the Washington Post that, while it didn't mention Trump specifically, was clearly aimed directly at him and his bigoted policies toward Muslims. … [Read more...]

Stone: Alex Jones More Credible than CNN

It seems that Donald Trump's BFF, Roger Stone, is still upset that he was banned from CNN for years worth of racist, sexist and threatening tweets. He told talk show host Jamie Weinstein that Alex Jones' InfoWars is more credible than CNN. … [Read more...]

Trump Wants to Burn the Constitution

Of all the forms of political pandering, the most irritating to me is when politicians start going on about flag burning. And I'm certainly not the least bit surprised to see Donald Trump say that anyone who does that should either lose their citizenship or spend a year in jail. … [Read more...]

Trump Names Tea Party Congressman to Head HHS

We have another nominee for the cabinet. The Washington Post reports that Manchildian Candidate Donald Trump is going to name Rep. Tom Price of Georgia to lead the Department of Health and Human Services. Price is one of the most right-wing members of the House, which is a lot like being the dumbest Baldwin brother. … [Read more...]

Donald Trump and the Burden of Proof

So the other day Donald Trump claimed that millions of people voted illegally. He presented no evidence for that claim, of course, and every expert -- and basic logic -- says that's virtually impossible. So instead of providing evidence, he just retweeted a bunch of people who don't understand the burden of proof. … [Read more...]

Barton’s Latest Knee-Slapper About American History

Glenn Beck had his pal, professional liar David Barton, on his show again and they spun an amusing tale about American history. Barton said that God waited more than 120 years to let the Pilgrims come to America so they had time to really understand the Bible. … [Read more...]