Army Tells Soldiers Only Jesus Can Heal Rape Victims

Here's another appalling story uncovered by the Military Religious Freedom Foundation. Every year the Army does mandatory meetings about rape and sex trafficking, but this year they invited a speaker at one of their events who told the soldiers that only Jesus can heal them if they've been raped. … [Read more...]

Dog Eats Pastor’s Pictures from Heaven

A South African "prophet" told his followers that he ascended to heaven and took pictures of it on his cell phone, and if they pay him enough he'll let them see those pictures. But then the government told him that doing so was illegal and suddenly he says those images, and the cell phone, were stolen. … [Read more...]

Ray Comfort is Coming to the Reason Rally

Ray Comfort has announced that he is coming to the Reason Rally and will be at the other end of the National Mall "filming open-air preaching" and giving away apologetic books. Naturally, the Worldnetdaily is all over the story. … [Read more...]

Trump Keeps Repeating Lie About Gen. Pershing

As I've pointed out many times, no politically convenient lie ever dies. No matter how many times he's called out for it, Donald Trump continues to tell this ridiculous lie that Gen. Pershing executed Muslim prisoners with bullets soaked in pig's blood. It's a staple of his incoherent stump speeches. … [Read more...]

Trump: Mike Tyson Endorsed Me, in State He Committed Rape

In addition to having Bobby Knight campaign for him in Indiana, a crucial state in the Republican presidential primary if his rivals have any chance of preventing him from getting to 1237 delegates, Donald Trump also mentioned that Mike Tyson had endorsed him -- in the state where he raped a woman and went to prison for it. … [Read more...]

Stone, Jones Think a False Flag Will Cancel the Election

Trump ally Roger Stone was on the Alex Jones show and the two of them dragged out that hoary old prediction that Obama (or Clinton, or Bush, or whoever is in office) is going to stage a false flag operation to justify canceling the November election. … [Read more...]

Putting Tubman on the $20 Bill is Just What Muslim Terrorists Would Do!

Joel Gilbert, one of the many right-wing documentarians who claim to know who Obama's "real" father is (Gilbert thinks it's Frank Marshall Davis), is flipping out like most wingnuts over putting Harriet Tubman on the $20 bill. He bizarrely thinks it's just the kind of thing a Muslim terrorist would do! … [Read more...]

Jonathan Cahn Preaches Theocracy to Members of Congress

For the last few years the usual suspects have hosted an event called "Washington - Man of Prayer" at the U.S. Capitol and dozens of members of Congress have shown up. For two years in a row now they've invited messianic Jewish end-times preacher Jonathan Cahn to speak. This year he went full-on theocrat: … [Read more...]

Knight Likes Trump Because He’d Use Nukes

As expected, legendary college basketball coach (and raging asshole) Bobby Knight appeared with Donald Trump at a campaign rally in Indiana and explained why he supports him: Because he would have "the guts" to use nuclear weapons on...someone. Because it takes "guts" to kill thousands, perhaps millions, of people. … [Read more...]

Contradictions in Trump’s Foreign Policy Speech

Foreign policy experts are rightly calling Donald Trumps's long-awaited speech on that subject totally incoherent. The Guardian lists ten fairly obvious contradictions in that speech, sometimes literally seconds apart. Here's just a few of them: … [Read more...]

Wiles: Trans People in Bathrooms Will Cause Nuclear War

When I was coaching high school debate, nearly every argument ended with a nuclear war. Some of the scenarios were rather...fanciful, to say the least. But Rick Wiles actually believes this kind of thing and he says that allowing trans people in bathrooms will cause Russia to nuke us. Just like the Nazis. Wha? … [Read more...]

Staver Suddenly Loves Judicial Independence

Mat Staver, the dumbest lawyer in America not named Larry Klayman, is representing Christian Reconstructionist (read: fascist) Alabama Chief Justice Roy Moore in an ethics complaint filed against him for ordering judges in that state not to follow the Supreme Court's gay marriage ruling. And he's suddenly a fan of judicial independence: … [Read more...]