Bryan Fischer Award Winner: Joe Scarborough

The Bryan Fischer Award is given to those who display a staggering lack of self-awareness, often accusing others of their own worst sins. Get this one. Joe Scarborough, who has done everything but let Donald Trump walk him down Fifth Avenue on a leash, is criticizing CNN for giving Trump "unprecedented access." … [Read more...]

Trump Now Suddenly Believes in Global Warming

For years, Donald Trump has repeatedly called climate change a hoax. He even claims that the hoax was invented by the Chinese to gain a competitive advantage over the United States (and it worked -- he put his sweatshops there!). Now he suddenly believes in it because it threatens his seaside golf course. … [Read more...]

Supreme Court Makes Important Ruling on Racial Jury Dismissals

The Supreme Court handed down an important ruling on prosecutors dismissing jurors for racial reasons, but one that is unfortunately going to be limited in scope because of the particular circumstances. The ruling was 7-1 with Clarence Thomas unsurprisingly alone in dissent. … [Read more...]

Six Marriages Means Trump and Gingrich Understand Women

Ed Rollins is something of a doofus and always has been. The longtime Republican campaign consultant thinks that Donald Trump is going to pick Newt Gingrich to be his vice-presidential nominee, which I think is fairly likely, and says their combined six marriages means they understand women. … [Read more...]

O’Reilly Suing Ex-Wife for Alleged Infidelity

There are few things funnier to me than Bill O'Reilly when he gets all self-righteous. He's such a blatantly insecure blowhard that I just laugh at him. Here's another example of him just ducking into the punch by suing his ex-wife for infidelity. … [Read more...]

Grassley: I’ve Never Heard Trump Called a Liar

There's wrong, there's incredibly wrong, and then there's just plain "you must be kidding me." Sen. Charles Grassley has managed to reach that last level with a staggering comment that while he's heard Donald Trump be wrong and "misstate" things, he's never heard him called a liar. … [Read more...]

Lindsey Graham Flips, Urges Vote for Trump

After months of railing about the evils of Donald Trump, calling him a con man and a fraud and saying that he would never support him, Lindsey Graham has done a complete 180 -- but only in private. He told Republicans at a private fundraiser that they should united behind Trump. … [Read more...]

What Are the Illuminati Up to Today?

For a secret global organization under the direction of Satan that dominates the world, the Illuminati seems to have an inordinate interest in pop stars. According to one conspiracy nut, their latest minion is Britney Spears and they choreographed her recent performance on an awards show. … [Read more...]

Trump Team Walking Back Muslim Ban Again

After making it one of the two major policies he advocated during the primary, Trump is clearly trying to back away from his ban on Muslim immigration and tourism. First Trump himself said it was just a suggestion, now his advisers are trying to woo Muslim voters (good luck with that!) by pretending it was no big deal. … [Read more...]

‘Coach’ Dave Daubenmire Starting to Snap

Poor "Coach" Dave Daubenmire. With society beginning to finally treat LGBT people like actual human beings with equal rights, he feels like a stranger in a strange land. And honestly, it sounds like he's getting ready to snap as he rails against society in general and his fellow Christians for not being as extreme as him. … [Read more...]

Trump Adviser: Food Aid Should Only Go to Christians

One of the lesser known Trump advisers is his "liaison for Christian policy," Frank Amedia. He's the head of Touch Heaven Ministries in Miami and Right Wing Watch did a little research on him. Turns out he thinks that food aid should be dependent on one's religion. This is about the aftermath of the Haiti earthquake. … [Read more...]

Rios Thinks the Army Secretary Leads People Into Battle

The Senate, after a ridiculously long wait, confirmed the nomination of Eric Fanning as Secretary of the Army and the Christian right is clutching their pearls over it. The endlessly ridiculous Sandy Rios says he can't have that position because only an "alpha male" can lead men into battle. … [Read more...]