If you get hurt, these sure as hell better help you:
But if Jesus isn’t enough, they give you a toy inside! Oh ye of little faith…
Here’s the actual description:
Ouch! That smarts! Treat your minor cuts, scrapes and scratches with the incredible healing power of a designer bandage. And if a fancy bandage isn’t enough to dry up your tears, how about a FREE TOY! Each 3-3/4″ (9.5 cm) tall metal pocket tin contains fifteen 3″ x 1″ (7.6 cm x 2.5 cm) adhesive bandages and a small plastic trinket to help make even the ouchiest owies feel all better in no time.
(via Deep Thoughts)
[tags]atheist, atheism, Jesus, Christian, bandage[/tags]