Relevant Church in Tampa, Florida wants you to have great sex.
Unless you’re single. Then you’re living in sin. Stop that.
What does the church want you to do?
People are not having enough sex. An epidemic of breakups prove the needs that lead to a great sex life are being overlooked. Dirty dishes, frumpy clothes, and a lack of authentic connections are killing the romance. A great sex life is a challenge and takes focus, determination, and planning. Some say it’s an unrealistic goal, but we disagree. We believe you can have a great sex life, in fact we believe God wants you to have a great sex life.
Relevant Church is proposing a challenge encouraging married couples to purposely engage in sexual activity for 30 days and singles to intentionally forgo sexual activity for 30 days.
We know, it sounds crazy. However, we believe this challenge will not only improve sex lives, but also strengthen relationships. In this series married couples will review the obvious needs of him and uncover the forgotten needs of her and singles will cut through the illusions and consider the qualities that result in healthy relationships.
The whole challenge reminds me of something my high school Science teacher once said: “The best form of birth control is the Pill. Put it between your knees and keep it there.”
Speaking of which, I’m curious how much the church is going to promote birth control (if at all)… and I’m not convinced that singles having a good (safe) time with others is a bad thing.
In any case, you have to give Relevant Church kudos for bringing the subject of sex to the forefront. It’s not easy.
The project also gives church-goers a good excuse for showing up late on Sunday morning…
(via Floating Axhead)
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