You Might be a Fundamentalist Atheist If…

A list, years in the making, that finishes the statement “You may be a fundamentalist atheist if…“:

275. You have turned into a Jew and say “G-d” for the sole reason of not saying “God”.

276. You complain to Christians that “all your music sucks.” When asked what kind of music you listen to you give a list of bands including POD. When someone poins out that POD is a Christian band you say “They can’t be, I hear them on the radio.”

277. Once someone finds quotes and/or lyrics proving they are, in fact, a Christian band, you immediately respond, “Well, I don’t really care what they believe, I just like their music.”

278. You believe any person who writes a book critical of Christianity is doing it for “education” purposes. Conversely, you believe that any person who writes a book defending Christianity is “just in it to make money.”

There are enough to sort through that you’ll find some of them to be funny, others to be wrong/offensive, and many that just make no sense at all.

[tags]atheist, atheism[/tags]

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