Bill experienced definitive proof of God’s existence yesterday.
He was going through his morning routine when he glanced at the ground:
Do you see it…? It’s a message from the Heavens!
Oh, snap! It’s the Ichthys symbol!
banana, I have full confidence that my two fallen hairs can easily provide all the proof you skeptics could ever need.Atheists, I only have one question: What now? BAM. Game, set, match. If Comfort and Cameron couldn’t bring you over with their
The miracle I seek has been found. There is no possible explanation for this. Don’t even try making sense of it.
Bill now needs to take the next logical step:
Sell the hairs on eBay.