The Will of God

Bored?

Then go to Google and see what happens if you type in: will of god

Oh boy.

I wonder what other unintentional religious search results there are…

(via Reddit)


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  • Daryl26

    This somehow feels very very disturbing. I can’t put my finger on it, but I feel disturbed, very disturbed by these search results.

  • K.

    Holy. Sh*t. Not what I was expecting.

    What really bothers me actually, is while they’re handing out rather kinky, yet faith-based, sex practices, they’re not including how to do it hygienically and safely. On the page about threesomes, there’s not a mention about condoms or other protection. On the page about fisting, there’s no mention of using a latex glove or even doing an enema beforehand. I’m sorry, but even if we’re married, I am not going up your butt without some sort of barrier protection. That’s just gross.

  • Julie

    It’s so funny that the threesome page concludes that threesomes are okay with God, as long as it’s two chicks.

  • I honestly can’t tell whether that site is for real or not. It feels like a satire to me.

  • I just tried a couple of searches and found more keywords:
    Try “word of god” and “amen lord” . I’m sure you can find much more, it took me less than 2 minutes to find these.
    I wonder if yahoo or aol would give similar results!

  • mikespeir

    First item up: Anal Sex According to the Word of God!!!!???? I don’t know, man. I taught the Bible for years, but somehow I missed the reference. Maybe I should look into it.

  • Maria

    LOL

  • Danielle

    I uh…ok wow…I don’t even know what to say except that I heart google

  • TMI, God, TMI

  • Wow. That’s awesome.

  • I LOVE that site. My favourite bit is the section on “fisting”.

    The section on anal is pretty funny, too. However, having sex anally as opposed to vaginally makes you a “technical virgin” at best.

  • Stephen

    Not unintentional though. Someone’s been Google-bombing again.

    I trust everyone knows what you get if you enter ‘french military victories’ and click ‘I’m feeling lucky’? (If not, try it).

  • Karen

    Well, if anyone needed proof that bible verses can be “interpreted” to make them say anything you want them to – here we have it.

  • Holy Shit! Literally!

    lmao

  • Scotty B

    Well, at this moment, the eighth (did I spell that right?) result is this blog post.