Provide a Caption for This Richard Dawkins Image

September 22, 2008 By Guest Contributor 55 Comments

Richard Dawkins appeared at the Edinburgh Book Festival earlier this year to promote The God Delusion:

That picture is too amusing not to have a caption…

What is going through Dawkins’ mind…?

(via Kenny Maths)

Filed Under: General 55 Comments
  • http://suddenlyatheist.wordpress.com MorseCode

    “Are you going to eat the rest of that baby?”

  • http://terahertzatheist.ca Ian

    “Atheist laser vision”

  • http://the-malignant-narcissist.blogspot.com/ Hitek

    “I just mailed P.Z. a bunch of bananas!”

  • http://baconeatingatheistjew.blogspot.com The Atheist Jew

    “This is my impression of the Old Testament God.”

  • http://www.youtube.com/user/abtothestract Peter

    “No, Mr. Bond. I expect you to die.”

  • http://www.evolvedrational.com Evolved Rationalist

    I’M A’ FIRIN’ MAH LAZER!!!!

  • http://www.thinkingzygote.com Isla

    “Did you say CAKE?”

  • http://josephbales.com Joey

    “Say no more. Say no more. Nudge, nudge, wink wink.”

  • nick

    “Penis goes WHERE?!”

  • Lindsey

    “You never told me I’d get 72 vigins!”

  • Roger Scott

    Did you say “The Pope says I’m right?”

  • mike

    “…i am officially back from bacon land…hello”

  • Rat Bastard

    Believe that, now, do you really?

  • Rat Bastard

    oops doubled. ne’er mind.

  • http://blog.iamlabboy.com MikeG

    I will eat your christian babies babies of christian parents!

  • http://bornagainblog.wordpress.com Justin

    “Why so serious?”

  • http://alcaritown.myminicity.com/ Sanity

    “Why so serious!?”

    Ah, curse you Justin, how dare you travel in time to steal my idea.

  • Stephen M.

    Oh bugger! I think that was a little more than a big bang…

  • Pamela

    Did you just talk shit about my zebra tie?

  • Aj

    “Watch as I levitate this cup with my mind”

  • SarahH

    I think Morse Code won this one with the first post. Well done, I almost sprayed soda on my keyboard, lol.

  • Shane

    “Did you say…*twitch*… random chance?”

  • Ubi Dubium

    YA RLY!

  • Rowsdower

    Wait till they get a load of me!

  • Mriana

    (refraining from laughing) You mean you believe that Santa lives in the sky.

  • Gabriel

    Yes, I’ve found jesus, he was behind the couch the whole time.

  • Gabriel

    Did you really ask me a question that stupid?

  • http://thislittlepiggyhadtofu.blogspot.com Al

    “Once you finish speaking I’m going to tear your argument a new asshole.”

  • brad

    GOD LUVS U … O RLY?

  • Javier

    “Man I could sure go for a banana right about now.”

  • Alvin Saldanha

    “See? Happens every time. I fart and they applaud.”

  • http://travelfork.blogspot.com/ Sabayon

    I must stop Christmas from coming, but how?

    And then he got an idea
    An awful idea
    The Dawkins got a wonderful, awful idea!

  • Akheloios

    So it’s got 16 purple tentacles there, a green beak, it’s oozing slime and giving off chlorine gas clouds. Still it’s easier to talk to this guy than a theist.

  • http://anotheratheist.blogspot.com muffin

    MorseCode ftw.

  • bmer

    Stop with the God questions….I HAVE TO TAKE A SHIT!

  • mikespeir

    I think MorseCode wins, but I do like Gabriel’s “Yes, I’ve found jesus….”

  • chancelikely

    “Jesus, Hitch, what did you put in that Scotch you gave me?”

  • Michael

    “I just got Spore!”

  • Chad

    “Smeagol NEEDZ the precious!??”

  • http://deleted 4FinNoogin

    Above: Richard Dawkins’ reaction after being mistaken for world-renowned scientist, Dr. Emmet Brown.

  • TheDeadEye

    “I can haz cheezburger?”

  • Andrew C.

    “I can haz crocoduck?”

  • Kurt

    “I wish I could believe in miracles. Specifically, I wish God could replace my zebra tie before anyone snaps a picture!”

  • http://www.otmatheist.com hoverFrog

    This is the face I use when “good Christians” give me death threats.

  • http://sisyphusfragment.wordpress.com Sisyphus Fragment

    Is that cooked baby I smell?

  • Andrew C.

    So this blind watchmaker walks into a pub…and I forget how it ends, but your mother’s a whore!

  • Polly

    “So, YOU think zebras are awesome, too!”

  • http://notreallyalice.wordpress.com Alice

    Mr Friendly Atheist, can we do this every week? I laughed so hard my coworkers asked me what pills I took.

  • Kevin

    “I can haz bible-thumper burger?”

  • David D.G.

    MorseCode’s entry in the first post is exquisite! It’s probably the best succinct one here so far.

    However, Sabayon’s entry is the one that really had me rolling with suppressed laughter (since I’m at work):

    I must stop Christmas from coming, but how?

    And then he got an idea
    An awful idea
    The Dawkins got a wonderful, awful idea!

    That has always been one of my favorite moments in the Grinch story, which is one of my all-time favorite cartoons. Grinchiness reference for the win, I say!

    ~David D.G.

  • http://splendidelles.wordpress.com/ Elles

    “And so we meet at last, Harun Yahya. Is that a seasnake or…?”

  • http://ohiouskepticsociety.blogspot.com David

    Andrew C. Says:
    September 23rd, 2008 at 10:01 am

    So this blind watchmaker walks into a pub…and I forget how it ends, but your mother’s a whore!

    For the win.

  • Indigo

    What is that alluring perfume you’re wearing?

  • Mike M

    “You really don’t believe in the flying spaghetti monster?”

  • Scott

    I just remembered where I put my banana.