Richard Dawkins appeared at the Edinburgh Book Festival earlier this year to promote The God Delusion:
What is going through Dawkins’ mind…?
(via Kenny Maths)
“Are you going to eat the rest of that baby?”
“Atheist laser vision”
“I just mailed P.Z. a bunch of bananas!”
“This is my impression of the Old Testament God.”
“No, Mr. Bond. I expect you to die.”
I’M A’ FIRIN’ MAH LAZER!!!!
“Did you say CAKE?”
“Say no more. Say no more. Nudge, nudge, wink wink.”
“Penis goes WHERE?!”
“You never told me I’d get 72 vigins!”
Did you say “The Pope says I’m right?”
“…i am officially back from bacon land…hello”
Believe that, now, do you really?
oops doubled. ne’er mind.
I will eat your christian babies babies of christian parents!
“Why so serious?”
“Why so serious!?”
Ah, curse you Justin, how dare you travel in time to steal my idea.
Oh bugger! I think that was a little more than a big bang…
Did you just talk shit about my zebra tie?
“Watch as I levitate this cup with my mind”
I think Morse Code won this one with the first post. Well done, I almost sprayed soda on my keyboard, lol.
“Did you say…*twitch*… random chance?”
Wait till they get a load of me!
(refraining from laughing) You mean you believe that Santa lives in the sky.
Yes, I’ve found jesus, he was behind the couch the whole time.
Did you really ask me a question that stupid?
“Once you finish speaking I’m going to tear your argument a new asshole.”
GOD LUVS U … O RLY?
“Man I could sure go for a banana right about now.”
“See? Happens every time. I fart and they applaud.”
I must stop Christmas from coming, but how?
And then he got an idea An awful idea The Dawkins got a wonderful, awful idea!
So it’s got 16 purple tentacles there, a green beak, it’s oozing slime and giving off chlorine gas clouds. Still it’s easier to talk to this guy than a theist.
Stop with the God questions….I HAVE TO TAKE A SHIT!
I think MorseCode wins, but I do like Gabriel’s “Yes, I’ve found jesus….”
“Jesus, Hitch, what did you put in that Scotch you gave me?”
“I just got Spore!”
“Smeagol NEEDZ the precious!??”
Above: Richard Dawkins’ reaction after being mistaken for world-renowned scientist, Dr. Emmet Brown.
“I can haz cheezburger?”
“I can haz crocoduck?”
“I wish I could believe in miracles. Specifically, I wish God could replace my zebra tie before anyone snaps a picture!”
This is the face I use when “good Christians” give me death threats.
Is that cooked baby I smell?
So this blind watchmaker walks into a pub…and I forget how it ends, but your mother’s a whore!
“So, YOU think zebras are awesome, too!”
Mr Friendly Atheist, can we do this every week? I laughed so hard my coworkers asked me what pills I took.
“I can haz bible-thumper burger?”
MorseCode’s entry in the first post is exquisite! It’s probably the best succinct one here so far.
However, Sabayon’s entry is the one that really had me rolling with suppressed laughter (since I’m at work):
I must stop Christmas from coming, but how?And then he got an idea An awful idea The Dawkins got a wonderful, awful idea!
That has always been one of my favorite moments in the Grinch story, which is one of my all-time favorite cartoons. Grinchiness reference for the win, I say!
“And so we meet at last, Harun Yahya. Is that a seasnake or…?”
Andrew C. Says: September 23rd, 2008 at 10:01 amSo this blind watchmaker walks into a pub…and I forget how it ends, but your mother’s a whore!
Andrew C. Says: September 23rd, 2008 at 10:01 am
For the win.
What is that alluring perfume you’re wearing?
“You really don’t believe in the flying spaghetti monster?”
I just remembered where I put my banana.