The Evangelical Christian Publishers Association announced the winners of the 2009 Christian Book Awards on Thursday.
The winner for 2009 Christian Book of the Year?
(Drum roll, please.)
I’m shocked, I tell you.
How would you like to have been nominated in that category?
“Yay! I’m up for Christian Book of the Year! I wonder what else is nomina—… Oh $#%&!”
(They wouldn’t swear, of course… I’m picturing in my mind the person screaming “Ohhhh noooooooo” a la comedian Mike Birbiglia (around the 2:45 mark).)