The Jesus Madness Bracket

Who do you have going all the way in your bracket?

I have my money on May 21st, 2011, but Ted Haggard always knows how to stage a comeback…

I wonder what the women’s bracket looks like…

(via American Jesus)

  • heebs

    I’m looking for a championship matchup between the the Westburo Bapstist Church and Ray Comfort. It will be glorious.

  • http://urbanmennoniteblog.com Ryan

    My money is definitely on Westboro.

  • http://hoverfrog.wordpress.com hoverfrog

    No Chuck Norris?

  • bigjohn756

    Women’s bracket! Haa, haa hee, hee…women’s bracket…what choo talkin’ ’bout, boy? Y’all better read yo Bible ‘fore you says anyt’ing about dat! De womens is got nuttin’ to say about their position at all. Jest assume de position and I’ll show dem what it’s all about.

  • http://madhominem.wordpress.com/ Mad Hominem

    I’m not sure how we’re supposed to decide who wins each match, but I’m very excited to watch the ensuing theological beatdowns.

  • Ally

    You’re forgetting that if you don’t vote for Stephen Colbert it means you hate America. By that logic and for the sake of my approval of everything Colbert Nation, I vote Stephen.

  • Rover Serton

    I don’t know who made up this ridiculous bracket, Ray Comfort vs Ken Hamm is just knocking out the two probable finalists!

    How about 2 blackhorses. PZ or Hermant! “OH, the humanity!”

    Rover.

  • Kevin S.

    Much like in basketball, nobody really gives a crap about the women’s side of the religion bracket.

  • Fundie Troll

    King James Bible ALL THE WAY, it’ll be a beatdown…

  • Dan W

    I’m predicting a championship match between the Westboro Baptists and Ken Hamm.

  • Nakor

    I’m not American myself, but I’ve seen what Colbert brings to the game. Haven’t you seen his prayer gear? His motivation? He takes this bracket hands down.

  • Eris

    The women’s bracket looks almost the same. Just add “Mrs.” in front of every man’s name.

  • CanadianNihilist

    can’t go wrong with buddy jesus.

  • Rammel99

    Why is Colbert on here? I do hope you realize that what he does is satire

  • Claudia

    I have Rick Warren up against the WBC. The problem is that I don’t know the rules of the game. If it’s influence over people, I have to say Rick Warren. Now, if we’re in a batshit kind of game, then it’s obviously the WBC. But really, if it’s a batshit tournament, putting in the WBC is about as fair as putting the Yankees into a little league championship.

  • El Bastardo

    COLBERT!!!!!

  • http://www.holytape.etsy.com Holytape

    Jack Chick all the way. Sure, the other people have had flashes of greatness, but no one has been doing it as long or as well as he has. I am wiling to bet that at one point in time or another, everyone in the forum has been handed a Jack Chick comic.

  • Jiji

    >>Much like in basketball, nobody really gives a crap about the women’s side of the religion bracket.

    Nobody male really gives a damn. And as usual, that’s their loss.

  • Kevin S.

    Are we talking about basketball or religion, Jiji? If it’s religion, yeah, I’m taking a dig at the general misogyny of Christianity. If we’re talking about basketball… well, just look at the ratings. It isn’t just the men who are ignoring women’s b-ball, and it’s not because they dislike women. It’s because the game just isn’t anywhere near as good.


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