What’s the Difference Between Harry Potter Fans and Satanists?

The Tutor went to a midnight premiere of Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows, Part 2 to find out if moviegoers were well-versed in the Bible.

Turns out JK Rowling ranks a little higher on their priority list…

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  • Vanessa

    Haha, awesome 😀

  • Anonymous

    That was cute!

  • http://www.facebook.com/zachary.d.forbes Zach Forbes

    Everything about this makes me hate my life.

  • Paul Little

    I don’t get it.

  • Anonymous

    Talk about delusion! I honestly cannot tell if this is satire or real. I’d assume satire, but the facial expressions at some of the answers…

  • http://twitter.com/dankoleary Daniel O’Leary

    Can’t tell if trolling…

  • Brennon

    It’s satire, and it’s hilarious.  Check out the other videos, it’s much more obvious.

  • http://disienai.tumblr.com/ Semipermeable

    I watched the other videos, reasonably sure it’s a satire. 

    This one: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dsVZgdfxHoA&feature=relmfu is pretty good. 

  • Kevin_Of_Bangor

    And she is still hot.

  • Tortuga Skeptic

    These kids give me hope. :)

  • Dan W

     I assume it’s satire, but sometimes it’s hard to tell. I’m sure there are some actual fundies who might act like this. Still, pretty funny.

  • Anonymous

    I recently watched the Harry Potter documentary We are Wizards, which had a section on fundy protests, and I’m sad to say this isn’t that far off from reality

  • http://www.blaghag.com/ Jen

    Haha, that was great.

    (Anal retentive unrelated side note: Your comments are now listed from newest to oldest, instead of oldest to newest. Gah, change!!!)

  • Anonymous

    Just above and to the right of the first comment you have a window that in your case probably says “sort by newest first”. You can change it to whatever suits you :-)

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1499933905 David Xeno Mallory

    “What do you guys plan to do when you get to Hell?” Ah, good old Christian prejudice… got to love it. :)

  • Anonymous

    Every part of that video was awesome, though my favorite was “Who is a better writer, Rowling or God?” –> “God didn’t write the Bible”. Excellent!

  • http://www.quietatheist.com/ Slugsie

    Seems like the usual Poe material. I can’t be sure one way or the other, but whatever, the questions are meaningless, but she is quite cute.

  • Kari

    There were protesters at the midnight showing that I went to. I asked them how they knew God didn’t write through Rowling and that the Harry Potter books are actually just new books of the  Bible. Then they called me a witch and I said that magic isn’t real. I then proceeded to freak them out and amuse my sister by pulling out my replica Hermione wand and singing from the Wicked soundtrack.

  • Ryan

    Wow. Really? You’d think after 10 years that would have given up the with the protesting… Sheesh.

  • ACN

    I wish there were video.

  • http://www.facebook.com/chuck.schneider Chuck Schneider

    So the Church Lady had offspring?  Her reaction “twitch” was spot on.

  • http://religiouscomics.net/ Jeff P

    God didn’t write the bible…  God communicated it through others… 
    Just once, I would like to see God directly do something by Himself. 
    He is such a slacker.  He always has to get other people to do and say things for Him…  almost like He doesn’t even exist.

    Cute video, though.  Those kids were great.

  • KeithLM

    This girl is a master at the Poe.  Her other videos are more obvious, but in all she’s very good at presenting this material with a straight face and the faux sincerity of so many Christians.  She has the look down perfectly too.  

  • http://www.facebook.com/Baktru Björn Doolaeghe

    Hehe nice :)  Obviously a Poe, but a good one!

  • Siamang

    Some of Ray Comfort’s decepticons were passing out giant ‘million dollar bill’ flyers outside of Harry Potter in Burbank.  I don’t think they were specifically there to protest Potter; they seem to be in that same spot every week.  I wouldn’t take his giant leaflet.  I said “No thanks, already going to hell…”  “Well, you won’t be laughing on that day, sir…” was his reply.  Awesome!

  • turrboenvy

    She wasn’t nearly condescending enough to be real.

  • Anonymous

    I love her show! her humor demonstrates the arrogance of evangelicals…