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I hate to tell you this but Revelations was never intended to have horses in it. St. John was a moron, and misidentified most of the animals in his visions.
So in Revelation’s prophecy of “the future,” kings run things, fight with swords, own slaves, ride horses into battle with their armies and get attacked by mythological creatures while supernatural characters on the sidelines call the shots.
You know, “the future” sounds like the plot of a bad fantasy story.
Ha! The little eyes blink! Cute.
Hah, that’s a very good one. Took me a bit to register the blinking eyes. Very cool.