In June, 2010, the Touchdown Jesus statue in Monroe, Ohio burned down:
There’s good news, though, for lovers of Jesus statues.
In a couple of months, you’ll be seeing a replacement:
The new statue created by Cincinnati native Tom Tsuchiya is called “Lux Mundi” or “Light of the World.”
The original statue the “King of Kings” was destroyed by fire caused by a lightning strike two years ago.
Jesus just wants a big hug. And if you give it to him, you will probably drown.
If only his hands were closer together, we could all shoot baskets…
(via Christian Nightmares)