Baby Jesus Was Hiding in a Tree All This Time…

What is this?

If you guessed “A Dementor holding a Pikachu,” you’d be right… same for all of you who said it was the guy from The Scream exploding from the inside.

A Utah man begs to disagree, though. He says it’s the Holy Mother holding the baby Jesus:

Dean Hansen made the extraordinary discovery about six weeks ago when he and his uncle, Lee Taylor, were in central Utah cutting up pinyon pine wood for tent posts and firewood, KSTU-TV reported.

“When we first saw it, we were like ‘wow,’” Hansen told the station.

Hansen is keeping the 3-inch-thick circle in a safe place while he decides whether or not to put it on display.

I’m guessing Hansen’s going to milk all the money he can out of this vague outline. Though he might as well. Jesus is gonna be pissed when he finds out he just got sawed down.

(Thanks to Zack for the link!)

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