Fred Phelps‘ mother is having a grand old time in Heaven. How do we know this? Because gay people have been kissing over her gravesite. Every time that happens, the deceased receives an orgasm in the afterlife, provided that the grave has been been the subject of a Pink Mass. A Pink Mass turns the dead person gay, very much like the Mormon practice of baptizing the dead. Only much gayer.
The idea and phraseology come from the Satanic Temple of New York, whose leaders located the grave of the Westboro Baptist Church‘s head bigot, made a pilgrimage to that Mississippi location, and turned Phelps’ mother into a lesbian (posthumously) by performing the Pink Mass.
No word on whether Phelps will feel compelled to rain fire and brimstone on his now-gay mother’s grave. If he does, he might find other gay people making out, as the Satan’s Temple is encouraging same-sex couples to visit the site and pleasure Ma Phelps by “paying their respects.”