Goldfish Crackers Aimed Straight at the Atheist Market

Finally, a snack food company recognizes the enormous buying power (and appetite for human infants) of the atheist market. Behold, baby-flavored Goldfish crackers!

Thank you, Pepperidge Farm. You must share your recipe!

(Thanks to my pal David for the photo!)

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