Upgrading the Meme About the Pastor Who Quit Attending Sports Events

There’s an old meme floating around in which a pastor explains why he quit attending sports events… a veiled reference to the excuses he hears from people who no longer want to attend church:


Seth Andrews doesn’t like that list at all, especially the last item on it, as if allowing children to think for themselves is a bad idea. So he made his own version of the entire meme:

I’d say that’s a huge improvement.

(via TheThinkingAtheist)

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