Hair Crimes May Be Caused by Demonic Weaves, Say TV Journalists Who Had Nothing Else to Cover

I‘m not a hair expert. My only conversations about hair boil down to, “Please cut it short.”

But I’m pretty damn sure that there are no demons in anyone’s weave.

That, apparently, puts me at odds with several women in Memphis who believe that hair extensions are cursed and that explains why thieves have been killing people in stores that sell hair products.

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WMC Action News 5 – Memphis, Tennessee

One pastor interviewed in the WMC Action News 5 report said there was nothing Christian about this theory. I breathed a sigh of relief when I heard it… until he went on to blame it on Animism or Voodoo.

Must have been a very exciting day in that newsroom.

(Thanks to Jason for the link)

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