This Twitter Bot Replaces Every Instance of “God” in Joel Osteen’s Tweets with “Your Dick”

The bot’s name? Joel Dongsteen.

And the advice turns out to be pretty damn good…

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That is way more helpful than anything you’ll find in the Bible.

(via @KevinHearne)

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Hemant Mehta is the editor of Friendly Atheist, appears on the Atheist Voice channel on YouTube, and co-hosts the uniquely-named Friendly Atheist Podcast. You can read much more about him here.