Pastor Gene Kim, an independent fundamentalist Baptist preacher at San Jose Bible Baptist Church, wants you to know that the Antichrist is real and he’s a black Catholic Syrian Jew. And if you think the Antichrist can’t be all of those things simultaneously… well, I guess that makes you a heretic.
Don’t you dare challenge him on that either because he’s got a whiteboard.
Keep in mind this is a pastor who thinks the Earth is hollow and Hell exists in its core… so maybe take what he says with a grain of salt.
But if Barack Obama, Al Franken, Stephen Colbert, and the ghost of Steve Jobs ever have a child together, the world better watch out.