Because screw it we’re putting the Everclear straight in the whipped cream!
I love the future.
Update: I see some were already leaning on the PANIC!!!!1! button with this one, just as they did with Four Loko, which us old folks just call Irish Coffee.
OH EM GEE college students is getting drunk on it because it’s sweet and they don’t feel the buzz! Because sweetness and alcohol have never been combined before!
Hey, I can relate. Here’s a Short Story With An Edifying Lesson for you:
In high school I had a mess of sloe gin fizzes one night out with friends, ’cause they go down easy and fast.
I got sick.
I didn’t drink sloe gin fizzes again.