September 25, 2018

Washington DC – President Trump pardoned comedian and TV legend Bill Cosby today. Mr. Cosby was recently found guilty of drugging and molesting Andrea Constand. The judge planned to hand down the sentence today when President Trump decided to pardon the 81-year-old. His reason? The President decided to revoke his pick for Supreme Court Justice, Brett Kavanaugh. If all goes according to Trump’s new plan, Bill Cosby will soon be sitting on the Supreme Court of the United States. Supreme… Read more

September 24, 2018

  Oats Studios – God: City is a happy little romp with God and his faithful man servant. As the title suggests we get to see the Almighty work all kinds of wonders urban -style! Check it out! There may be some of you out there who are thinking God doesn’t act like that! I just want to drop Exodus 4:11 11 The Lord said to him, “Who gave human beings their mouths? Who makes them deaf or mute? Who… Read more

September 23, 2018

  Washington DC – Citing bicycle lanes as a threat to national security, President Trump signed an executive order to destroy each and every one in the United States of America. “Everyone knows bicycles are destroying America’s oil industry,” Trump said as he signed the Bicycle Lanes Are Killing America (BLAKA) executive order. “With this pen we’re taking the wheels off the crazy idea of bikes in our cities. Losers.” Enforcing The Order At first no one took BLAKA seriously. After… Read more

September 22, 2018

  An Atheist Reads The Bible Exodus 1-2 is my latest dive into the “good book”. Exodus starts where Genesis leaves off. Joseph is dead and his people are thriving in Egypt. However, a new Pharaoh is on the throne and he has a Trump-ish way about him. He doesn’t trust all those foreigners in his country. (I wonder if his hair was orange?) And so all the Jews get turned into slaves. The Bible doesn’t take any note that… Read more

September 21, 2018

Here is a shortened version of my Huck Finn/White Supremacy story. It’s got pictures and stuff! That makes the horror a wee bit more less horrible! Maybe? You can read the story in its entirety here! And thanks to my Patrons! Read more

September 21, 2018

  Liberal Redneck Trae Crowder is a man with a plan. And that plan has to do with educating people about climate change. The plan, however, has a few flaws. OK, there’s a whole lot of flaws. Liberal Redneck — Climate Change the Game doesn’t just feature Trae (you know that from the title of this post). His special guest helps educate Trae on how best to educate people about climate change. Check it out! My favorite line from the video… Read more

September 20, 2018

  The Burren, Somerville, MA – As the days slowly grow shorter and a chill lingers in the air, Jesus of Nazareth sits in his favorite pub and enjoys a pint of Sam Adams 20 Pounds of Pumpkin. And he’s not happy. ”I was watching an old episode of AMC’s Preacher and that song, that bloody song came on — Onward Christian Soldiers. Oooooooooooh, I can’t tell you how much I hate that song with all of my heart and all my… Read more

September 19, 2018

  Washington DC – Citing the 1919 Treaty of Versailles as “the worst deal in history” President Trump withdrew the US from the agreement that ended the World War One. With no legal agreement in place, many countries are not sure if they are in a state of war against the United States of America. President Trump cited many reasons why the Treaty of Versailles is bad for the US: “Look at what they did to Russia. The Allies allowed… Read more

September 18, 2018

  Washington DC – President Trump announced he won the trade war with China. The United States will receive China’s Great Wall. China will see all US tariffs on its goods disappear.  Upon the delivery of the Great Wall, it will be placed on the US-Mexico border. Economists note the trade imbalance between the two nations will not change at all. America will still import Chinese steel as it did before the trade war. Other issues such as China disregarding… Read more

September 17, 2018

  The Blind Watchmaker was recently found living in the little hamlet of Sandford, England. The process by which species of animals and plants that are best adapted to their environment survive and reproduce, while those that are less well adapted die out has tried to keep a low profile over the years. Despite being responsible for the evolution all life on Earth (and presumably throughout the universe) the Blind Watchmaker lives in a humble one bath, two bedroom cottage. Inhabitants… Read more

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