The Satanic Mosque (TSM) recently forced the state of Florida to place all 613 commandments (Mitzvot) of the Bible be placed in every single classroom. TSM threatened to sue due to the *bill in the state legislature that would place “In God We Trust” in a “conspicuous place” on every school. State legislators jumped at the compromise offered by TSM. Christians got their In God We Trust, and the TSM is showing students, teachers, and parents what’s really in the… Read more

Fairfax, Virginia – There is panic here at NRA headquarters there aren’t going to be as many kids killed by school shooters in America’s future. What seemed unthinkable may just be happening right now —America reaching its limits on murdered school children. “We may have already ready reached peak student death due to guns,” explained NRA spokesperson Andrew Canard. “If we don’t have scores of children killed every year at the hands of lunatics with firearms, then how does the NRA… Read more

Canberra, Australia – Australia is just one of the 40 plus countries without a US ambassador. The Trump administration hasn’t gotten around to choosing its head diplomat for countries that include but are not limited to: Germany, Sweden, Egypt, and Turkey. The article These Countries Still Don’t Have A U.S. Ambassador explains: According to the U.S. State Department, South Korea was one of 45 countries without a U.S. ambassador at the beginning of February. That list includes numerous high-profile countries and key… Read more

Dear Gun Nuts, I wanted to take a moment and clear the air. Under normal circumstances, I’d be a spirit at eternal rest. However, I have business to attend to. You see, I am one of the many victims of the Marjory Stoneman Douglas High shooting. Let me say this explicitly so you may all understand: I am not a crisis actor. There’s been unsubstantiated rumors some of my friends who escaped the most recent mass shooting in Florida are… Read more

Both of my kids are sick and I’m holding out in a fort made from sofa cushions in the living room. OK, that’s not completely true. I am trying to stay away from the infection zone swirling around the 2 of them. I read A Distant Mirror: The Calamitous 14th Century years ago. A lot of that book is about the Black Death. Here’s some advice: If you’re a borderline hypochondriac you shouldn’t be reading about the Black Death. Enjoy… Read more

We’ll take this from the top. I pointed out in a recent post Trump Dating Is Real, there is a website dedicated to Trump supporters who want to find that someone special to share tiki torches with while chanting Blood and soil!  I swear to my fictitious God I’m not making this up. It’s as if a satirical piece came to life and wants to have sex with FOX News personalities. I want you to guess how many non-white people… Read more

  Here is another installment of What Would Jesus Do Wednesdays by comedian and author Nathan Timmel. I’m going to add a thought or three at the end of the piece. If you are old enough, you’ll remember Jim Bakker from the 1980s. He was a televangelist along with his wife, clown makeup connoisseur Tammy-Faye Bakker. Together, they were part of the founders of the 700 Club, which should grant them each a “Profile of Courage” honor. The thing is:… Read more

Well, that’s one way to start today’s 3 jokes. I hope your day is going well, Disbelievers. I saw Chris Rock’s new comedy special Tamborine the other day. It’s well worth your time. There are moments when Chris is very serious about how his life is going, and then he reminds you he’s a comedian and you’re watching a comedy special. It’s just the right ratio of tragedy and comedy. Enjoy the 3! Read more

Trump vs. The World: Last Week Tonight with John Oliver (HBO) is a slice of funny that puts the United States of America’s relations with the world into perspective. Check it out. A little over the 2-minute mark he makes a joke about Trump never mastering object permanence. I thought to myself That is an obscure reference. I’m acquainted with the term because of that Child Psychology class from back in the day. Most people can probably figure out what… Read more

  A new study shows what many scientists, Democrats, and rational people have known for years — Republican men can’t see many women. Not only are these women invisible, but they can not be heard either. GOP Men And Their Attitudes Towards Women was published in the Journal of American Political Studies. The researchers tested 5,341 men who are actively engaged in the Republican Party. Some of the subjects were involved in local politics, others on the national level. Ages… Read more

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