September 22, 2018

  An Atheist Reads The Bible Exodus 1-2 is my latest dive into the “good book”. Exodus starts where Genesis leaves off. Joseph is dead and his people are thriving in Egypt. However, a new Pharaoh is on the throne and he has a Trump-ish way about him. He doesn’t trust all those foreigners in his country. (I wonder if his hair was orange?) And so all the Jews get turned into slaves. The Bible doesn’t take any note that… Read more

September 21, 2018

Here is a shortened version of my Huck Finn/White Supremacy story. It’s got pictures and stuff! That makes the horror a wee bit more less horrible! Maybe? You can read the story in its entirety here! And thanks to my Patrons! Read more

September 21, 2018

  Liberal Redneck Trae Crowder is a man with a plan. And that plan has to do with educating people about climate change. The plan, however, has a few flaws. OK, there’s a whole lot of flaws. Liberal Redneck — Climate Change the Game doesn’t just feature Trae (you know that from the title of this post). His special guest helps educate Trae on how best to educate people about climate change. Check it out! My favorite line from the video… Read more

September 20, 2018

  The Burren, Somerville, MA – As the days slowly grow shorter and a chill lingers in the air, Jesus of Nazareth sits in his favorite pub and enjoys a pint of Sam Adams 20 Pounds of Pumpkin. And he’s not happy. ”I was watching an old episode of AMC’s Preacher and that song, that bloody song came on — Onward Christian Soldiers. Oooooooooooh, I can’t tell you how much I hate that song with all of my heart and all my… Read more

September 19, 2018

  Washington DC – Citing the 1919 Treaty of Versailles as “the worst deal in history” President Trump withdrew the US from the agreement that ended the World War One. With no legal agreement in place, many countries are not sure if they are in a state of war against the United States of America. President Trump cited many reasons why the Treaty of Versailles is bad for the US: “Look at what they did to Russia. The Allies allowed… Read more

September 18, 2018

  Washington DC – President Trump announced he won the trade war with China. The United States will receive China’s Great Wall. China will see all US tariffs on its goods disappear.  Upon the delivery of the Great Wall, it will be placed on the US-Mexico border. Economists note the trade imbalance between the two nations will not change at all. America will still import Chinese steel as it did before the trade war. Other issues such as China disregarding… Read more

September 17, 2018

  The Blind Watchmaker was recently found living in the little hamlet of Sandford, England. The process by which species of animals and plants that are best adapted to their environment survive and reproduce, while those that are less well adapted die out has tried to keep a low profile over the years. Despite being responsible for the evolution all life on Earth (and presumably throughout the universe) the Blind Watchmaker lives in a humble one bath, two bedroom cottage. Inhabitants… Read more

September 15, 2018

It’s been a while since I’ve done an Andy’s Follies comic. Maybe I was just too happy. Well, Disbelievers, I’ve solved that problem. Take a gander at Andy’s Follies #25 – Breaking up.     Here’s what I wrote about the situation over at AndysFollies.com: I broke up with my girlfriend about two weeks ago. We were going out for over two years. She’s great. She loved me and we were a good fit for each other. But we wanted… Read more

September 15, 2018

  Washington DC – New leaks reveal President Trump ordered the assassination of hurricane Florence and Defense Secretary Jim Mattis refused to do so. President Trump supposedly called Secretary Mattis after watching FOX and Friends. He voiced alarm at the threat Florence poses to North and South Carolina. President Trump then ordered the death of Florence. “Nuke it. Drone it. H-bomb it. I don’t care. America first. Hurricanes never!” he ranted. Multiple leaks report Secretary Mattis hung up the phone… Read more

September 14, 2018

Zion, Indiana – Christians are carrying their crosses and their trash from Chik-fil-A to litter a stretch of Route 24 that runs through their little town. The reason? The local chapter of The Satanic Temple (TST) has adopted the road for Satan. The Devil wants his roadway spick and span clean. “By cleaning the highway we’re supporting our community, the environment, and Satan,” stated chapter head Andrew Canard. Some Christians aren’t having it. IDIOTs Unleashed Local churches mobilized once they… Read more

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