If we were going to rewrite Shakespeare’s Julius Caesar and make Trump the title character, it would be a dark comedy. In this new rendition of the classic, Trump/Caesar would be constantly be putting himself into situations that would be life threatening.
- He’d talk smack about his loyal underlings.
- He’d install military men and then he’d act like a lunatic.
- Oh, and he’d piss off his own security services.
From the beginning, I thought he’d get assassinated by someone within the military or secret service. Time will tell.
Here’s the 3!