3 Jokes For Monday’s Moonday

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I believe in drugs and prostitution and the unregulated consumption of Skittles if you’re over the age of 13. I know that puts me in the conservative camp for Skittles, but if you’ve seen the harm that candy can do to a 12-year-old then maybe you’d agree with me.

I went to a Renaissance Faire yesterday. Thankfully I missed out on the smallpox and German measles. However, poor sanitary conditions were still in play. God bless the King and port-a-potties.

My kids had a good time watching me get drunk and say funny (?)  things. My girlfriend tolerated (?)  me.

Enjoy the 3.

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