Washington DC – Leaked memos from the White House reveal the Trump administration considered invading Canada months before the Winter Olympics. President Trump believed taking over the Great White North would create an Olympic super team as well as provide a much-needed influx of wholesome white people. “Right now the United States is third place in total medals won at the PyeongChang Winter Olympics,” explained White House insider Andrew Canard. “The math is clear. If there were a combined US-Canada… Read more

  Queer Eye for the Straight Guy was a groundbreaking show that ran from 2003 to 2007. The program featured 5 gay men who were experts in their fashionable fields  who helped out hapless heterosexuals in dire need of makeovers. Flash forward to today and the new Netflix show Queer Eye for the Evangelical Guy puts a spin on the old show. The newest Queer Eye incarnation focuses on 5 gay men offering fashion advice AND a philosophical intervention for Evangelical… Read more

  A study published in the medical journal Canard reports teenagers aged 13-15 who were entrusted with a Skeptical Carl Sagan Baby Doll® for a 48 hour period scored lower on cognitive tasks measuring critical thinking skills. The researchers loaned 1,689 dolls to male and female students from Little Rock, Arkansas. Each student was responsible for “Little Carl Sagan’s” care over a weekend. Just before receiving a doll every participant took a test measuring his or her’s critical thinking skills…. Read more

  Laughing in Disbelief’s Week in Review is dedicated to giving you links to the most important satirical stories you may have missed.   Homosexual calls for conversion therapy to ‘cure’ Christianity “Christianity is a fundamental danger to the well-being of society,” said Simon Williams, a homosexual anti-Christian campaigner. – News Thump   OUR ADMINISTRATION COULD SPEND $5 MILLION ON MENTAL HEALTH PROGRAMS FOR VETERANS, BUT WE THINK WHAT VETERANS REALLY WANT IS A BIG, EXPENSIVE MILITARY PARADE Go down… Read more

  President Trump spoke recently at the National Prayer Breakfast dressed in the traditional robes of a Dark Lord of the Sith. He and his fans were happy to show off their new 666 tattoos. President Trump addressed the gathering with a message of faith: America is a nation of believers, and together we are strengthened by the power of prayer. This morning, our hearts are full of gratitude as we come together for the 66th annual National Prayer Breakfast…. Read more

  Washington DC – President Trump refused to wait for the US military to give him the military parade of his dreams. Being a man of actin, he called out to his fans in paramilitaries around the world, and they answered. Today they marched down Pennsylvania Avenue. At first, bystanders had no idea what was going on. Suddenly the streets were cleared by men in brown shirts, and the marching bands began to play. The tune was unfamiliar to many…. Read more

    Here is Trump Wants a Military Parade, Lies About Immigration: A Closer Look. I just want to point out one of the many hypocritical opinions the political right has. It’s the idea that people were lazy and didn’t sign up for DACA. It’s absurd. What’s far more likely is that they didn’t trust the government. Who on the right is going to blame them for not trusting the government? There are Republicans and Libertarians who don’t want to… Read more

  OAK BROOK, IL – It’s no secret President Trump loves to eat the fine culinary delights found at every McDonald’s. He loves the consistency of the food and cleanliness of the restaurants. McDonald’s is saluting America’s commander-in-chief by introducing the Donald Trump Patriot Meal®. The Donald Trump Patriot Meal® consists of two Double Quarter Pounders® wrapped in bacon. They are lovingly coated with the finest mixture of flour and seasonings and then deep fried. Within seconds the delectables are… Read more

  Vice President Mike Pence has many titles he can be proud of: 50th Governor of Indiana, United States Representative, and, of course, Vice President of the United States. Today he won another. Gaydar Magazine awarded Vice President Mike Pence the Lifetime in the Closet Award. Gaydar Magazine gives a yearly trophy to the Republican politician who is firmly in the closet and publicly against LGBTQ rights. However, this is the first time the periodical is awarding a trophy for a… Read more

  WordPress and I have a difficult relationship. When I was writing my old blog (Laughing in Purgatory) it was on Blogger. Now, Blogger isn’t great, but I never ever had the problems I have here. Even as I’m writing this the cursor for some reason is one line under where it should be. I hate wordpress like 7th grade boys hate taking daily showers. That being said, here is today’s 3. Read more

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