This episode of the Naked Diner is officially titled Andy Rants About Jordan Peterson. And it’s called that because my co-host Jack Matirko crafts the show titles. That being said, this is my blog post so for our purposes I’m going with Everything Wrong About Jordan Peterson. It’s impossible to go over everything wrong with Professor Peterson (thankfully there will be other episodes and blog posts) in an hour show. It would be like reading every single Wikipedia page in… Read more

  Comedian Trae Crowder is the Liberal Redneck and he has a few things to say about President Trump’s call for a Space Force in this video Liberal Redneck – Space Forcing Families Apart.  Check it out. In case you’re just waking up and haven’t heard about Space Force CBS News ran this story Trump directs Pentagon to create military Space Force. The commander-in-chief apparently wants United States TIE fighters in space. President Trump officially directed the Pentagon to establish a sixth… Read more

  Cambridge, Ma – Scientists from the Theological Institute of Technology (TIT) and the CEO of 23 and You met with a small group of reporters to announce customers can now check for genetic markers for religious fanaticism in the privacy of their home. ”Jihadists and Evangelicals will always be with us,” said CEO of 23 and You Andrew Canard. “However, with the scientific miracle of at-home genetic testing you can find out if you carry that trait.” The ramifications… Read more

  Carrizo Springs, Texas – President Trump spent part of Father’s Day visiting a detention camp for migrant children and handing out classic DVDs as presents. Detention Camp #209, nicknamed Camp Applejack after that brave character from My Little Pony, houses 60 children under the age of 12. Immigration officers caught their families weeks ago. Mom and or Dad are currently in a separate detention camp while their children are housed here for some sadistic reason. President Trump arrived promptly at… Read more

  I’m reading through Jordan Peterson’s  12 Rules for Life: An Antidote to Chaos. I tweeted out a shopping cart of reactions to the zany introduction of the book. You can read them here. Today I’m sharing a few reflections on the Overture section of the book. It’s an eagle eye look from Peterson on the history leading up to the 12 Rules. What impressed me was the market research that went into the 12 Rules of Life. Professor Peterson discusses… Read more

  Washington DC – Press secretary Sarah Huckabee Sanders is leaving the White House at the end of 2018. Ms. Sanders officially states it’s time for her to spend more time with friends and family. Many sources, however, point to the recent trick President Trump played on her. He pranked her with a classic Chicago Waffle. The Urban Dictionary defines Chicago Waffle as the act of  defecating on a laptop and then closing the lid. Ms. Sanders has a great… Read more

  I broke down last night and bought Jordan Peterson’s  12 Rules for Life: An Antidote to Chaos and, wow, there’s a lot of 8 day old overly ripe bananas in there. I’ve only read through the introduction. It’s penned by Dr. Norman Doidge, MD, who knows Professor Peterson. Dr. Doidge wrote about Peterson the academic as well as Peterson the man. I took to Twitter to express my responses. Some of them are funny. Some are ridiculous. Hopefully all will… Read more

  Trae Crowder is the Liberal Redneck and he’s here to tell you about President Trump and North Korean dictator Kim Jong Un. Here’s what Trae had to say about this video: Trump did it y’all. He solved North Korea and thus the world and everything is fine and everyone loves each other again (not you, Canada). Check it out! If you haven’t seen the lads (Trae, Drew, and Corey) on the WellRED Comedy Tour, then you’re missing out on… Read more

  Rapture Rejects is the newest game from the makers of Cyanide and Happiness! It looks incredible. Check out this video! published an article about the game. Here’s a bit of what they had to say: A trailer Rapture Rejects for played during E3’s PC Gaming show that showed adorable characters based on Cyanide & Happiness’ iconic aesthetic battling it out with one another as they fight to survive the rapture. Yes, that’s right — the rapture. Unlike Fortnite… Read more

Ottawa, Canada Within days of being insulted by President Donald Trump, Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau announced Canada has left North America. “We don’t mean any offense to our American cousins, but this change has been a long time coming. No one on the global stage should be surprised,” Justin Trudeau stated. The office of the Prime Minister sent an open letter directly to the American people after the tectonic plates divided, and the US’s one time friend to the… Read more

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