The Weirdest Search Terms Leading to My Blog

Enjoy this list.

big boobs

Now I know what has driven this, it was this post. But you know, it takes a lot of commitment. I’m sure search engines provide a long list of better options for “big boobs” before my blog, how adamant in your search you should be to come across my blog with that search? Like on page 83 of Google?

Now consider that this is the TOP search of my blog.

bigboobs

My second search term. For guys who love boobs and hate space bars.

sophia michelin starred general of the first mediterranean iron chef batallion

I don’t know who is Sophia Michelin so I have never blogged about her. Why is this the 4th popular search on my blog?

why iranian

That is my question too. Why Iranian? Of all the nationalities I could be born to.

rape and tickle

No comment.

post on a rape blogs

I really don’t want to visit those blogs.

pharyngula mullah

I didn’t know PZ trained Muslim clerics too.

what does this mean? fix reason firmly in her seat, and call to her tribunal every fact, every opinion. question with boldness even the existence of a god; because, if there be one, he must more approve the homage of reason than of blindfolded fear. … do not be frightened from this inquiry by any fear of its consequences. if it end in a belief that there is no god, you will find incitements to virtue in the comfort and pleasantness you feel in its exercise and in the love of others which it will procure for you.

That’s longer than some of the blog posts here.

18 hard iran

We sadly don’t provide those services.

this image is horribly taliban iran egyptian atheist

I think an image might be both Iranian and Egyptian, but Taliban an atheist at the same time is a bit hard.

westerners are always right all others are wrong

That sounds a little racist.

image of koran fucking position

The book you’re looking for is not Koran.

so in case ,

This search leaves me in suspense.

that is really not contradictory

What is not contradictory? WHAT ARE YOU PEOPLE SEARCHING FOR?

can u trust iranian atheist that he doesn’t believe in islam

Because atheists have ALL the privileges here, poor Muslims are all pretending to be atheists just to be able to survive in the society.

why persians hate islam

Yeah, this is the problem of Iran today – people just hate Islam. Poor Islam.

why rape is good for women

I can’t even joke about this one. What’s wrong with people?

why my ex doesn’t.greet me anymore

I don’t even know your ex. Seems like a bit too personal a question to consult Google for.

Have fun!

About Kaveh Mousavi

Kaveh Mousavi is the pseudonym of an atheist ex-Muslim living in Iran, subject to one of the world’s remaining theocracies. He is a student of English Literature, an aspiring novelist, and part-time English teacher. He is passionate about politics, video games, heavy metal music, and cinema. He was born at the tenth anniversary of the Islamic Revolution of Iran. He has ditched the Islamic part, but has kept some of the revolutionary spirit.

  • Sophia, Michelin-starred General of the First Mediterranean Iron Chef Batallion

    Oh look, it’s me.

    That would be my ex-husband stalking around FTB to see if there’s any more of my comments on here he can collect in a neat little folder to send to his lawyers to try and paint me as some kind of horrible crazy person.

    Fourth highest? Wow… he must have stepped it up. That’s madness. And he thinks I’M the crazy one. Huh.

    • Kaveh Mousavi

      Wow, that sucks. I thought it was a celebrity I didn’t know. Would you like me to remove the line from my post?

      • Sophia, Michelin-starred General of the First Mediterranean Iron Chef Batallion

        I don’t mind either way really – I know he’s looking over my shoulder and I’m simply trying not to let it scare me away from my favourite spaces. It’s up to you, I’m not important.

        Very amusing you thought I might be a celebrity though!

        • Kaveh Mousavi

          Good luck! I let it stay, at least you have an evidence how obsessively he searched for you.

  • Alex

    Wow, that could actually backfire in court, no? :)

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