Colbert Report: Gateway Hug

This video was too good not to share for anybody with experience in Christian purity culture. My church actually did ban hand-holding and hugs between the sexes, and was suspicious of too much eye contact!

The Colbert Report (The Word): Gateway Hug

Kissing and hugging are the last stop before reaching Groin Central Station, so it is important to ban all the things that lead to the things that lead to sex.

  • Heidi

    Oh geez I love this guy. K-Y not? indeed. Beforeplay oh my. No wonder he won an Emmy for writing.

    Just in case you wonder whether that went for just fundigelical churches: mine wouldn’t let us sit on the same sofa as someone of the opposite sex. Sofas are the enemy! You might touch thighs!