Waitresses carry guns for Jesus at Shooters Grill in Rifle, Colorado

Waitresses carry guns for Jesus at Shooters Grill in Rifle, Colorado July 2, 2014

It’s like Hooters, only with guns and Jesus: Gun toting waitresses serving gun loving customers in what must be a delicious wet dream for America’s ammosexuals.

Folks at Shooters Grill, in Rifle, Colorado, are proudly clinging to their guns and Bibles, as pretty ladies packing loaded firearms serve heaping plates to Bible thumping, gun loving, locals.

USA Today reports:

All nine of the servers at the restaurant pack heat as they shuttle plates of food to diners, from Glock semi-automatics to Ashlee Saenz’s thigh-length Rueger Blackhawk .357 six-shooter. On the wall, posted alongside copies of the Declaration of Independence and Bill of Rights, is a sign declaring that those inside are still “proudly clinging to my guns and Bible.”

Owner Lauren Boebert said:

“I consulted with my Christian friends and everyone said ‘Shooters’ sounded like a bar or a strip joint. But I thought, this is Rifle — it was founded around guns and the Old West. We called it Shooters and started throwing guns and Jesus all over the place.”

“We don’t worship guns. We worship Jesus. We’re here to serve people.”

“Customers love that they can come here and express their rights,” Boebert explained. “People can come in carrying their gun, and they can pray over their food.”

Keeping with the Christian theme, no alcohol is served at the restaurant.

The waitresses’ guns are loaded, but they’re under strict orders to keep safeties on and their weapons holstered “unless there’s a darn good reason to draw.”

In what must be every ammosexual’s dream come true, menu items include the M16 burrito, the Swiss and Wesson grilled cheese, and Locked and Loaded nachos.

Waitresses carry guns for Jesus at Shooters Grill in Rifle, Colorado
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