Monty Python’s John Cleese Launches Church Of JC Capitalist

In search of “huge tax advantages,” Monty Python’s John Cleese launches the Church of JC Capitalist.

In a YouTube video uploaded today, July 28, the English actor, comedian, writer, and film producer best known for his work with Monty Python takes a humorous look at televangelists in America.

Cleese opens the skit by saying:

Here is an important announcement: We’ve decided to found a church on this website, because we believe that even if we save just one solitary soul from eternal torment then the founding of this church will have been worthwhile, especially as it gives us huge tax advantages.

Now we’re here to call ourselves the church of JC Capitalist because here in the United States of America, Christian teaching is of course the cornerstone of the capitalist system. Televangelists in particular are setting a fine example to us all in the accumulation of great personal wealth, and illustrating the worldly rewards that real faith can bring us if we are truly humble, and have good marketing skills.

Cleese continues:

Now people have said to me quite critically that Christ spoke a lot about the poor so what is our church during about them? Well, as Christ himself so rightly said, “Blessed are the poor,” so they’re all right. They will get their reward in heaven, no need to worry about them.

In the video Cleese warns:

anyone at all who disagrees with us will go to hell and be tortured with red hot pointy things for ever and ever…

And, of course, there is the obligatory:

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John Cleese, writer, actor, and tall person, is the author of So Anyway…

Watch the video below:

John Cleese (Image via Screen Grab)
John Cleese (Image via Screen Grab)
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