American nightmare: Kid Rock praises Jesus in bizarre campaign speech laced with profanity and conservative Christian propaganda.
Appearing at the Van Andel Arena in Grand Rapids, Michigan last week, Kid Rock delivered a blistering campaign speech where he attacked single moms, deadbeat dads, and anybody who won’t stand for the national anthem.
At one point the Jesus loving rocker echoed the disdain conservative Christians feel towards many single mothers, declaring:
But read my lips, we should not support these women who can’t even take care of themselves, but keep having kid after fucking kid!
As for deadbeat dads, the rocker shouted:
I say lock up all you fuckin’ assholes and throw away the key!
At one point Rock sent a confused message concerning health care, at once both seeming to endorse and reject universal health care:
It seems the government wants to give everyone health insurance, but wants us all to pay. And to be very frank, I really don’t have a problem with that, since God has blessed me and made my pockets fat. But a redistribution of wealth seems more like their plan, and I don’t believe that you should say, ‘Sacrifice, do things by the book, and then have to take care of some deadbeat milking the system, lazy ass motherfucking man.’
At another point the rocker acknowledged that his campaign “has got folks in disarray,” chanting:
Kid Rock for Senate has got folks in disarray. Wait till they hear Kid Rock for president of the U.S.A.. ‘Cause wouldn’t it be a sight to see, President Kid Rock in Washington, D.C.. Standing on the Oval Office like a G. Holding my dick ready to address the whole country. I’ll look the nation dead in the eyes, live on TV, and simply tell them, you never met a motherfucker quite like me.
And, of course, there was Jesus, and the prerequisite pandering to the dominant religious superstition, a necessary component of any successful GOP Senate campaign:
So please almighty Jesus, if you’re looking down tonight, please guide us with your wisdom and give us strength to fight. To fight the tyrant evils that lurk here and abroad, and remind us all that we are still just one nation under God.
Although Kid Rock is acting like a candidate, reports indicate that he has not filed the appropriate paperwork to run, thus making him technically in violation of the U.S. election laws.
In addition to campaign speeches, Rock has a website, “kidrockforsenate.com” which is selling T-shirts and other merchandise reading “Kid Rock for U.S. Senate”
Bottom line: Kid Rock, the self-proclaimed “Pimp Of The Nation,” is pimping conservative Christian propaganda while preparing for his 2018 Senate run.
And so it goes.
Watch Kid Rock’s speech below –