Grab the proton packs (1-800-Terminex prank call)

Creaking noises, tiny black insects in the wood… could be termites. Or poltergeists.

I swear this woman said her name was Panda the first time she said it.

Carrie Underwood: Not a Single Atheist Cares What You Sing
Kevlar and Jesus
Why I'm Happy About the RFRA and Other Random Ramblings
SWAT Teams Train to Kill 'Extremist Atheist Terrorists' at Gun Show Convention
About Justin Griffith
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    “It’s not your fault.” lol