Best reaction to “Footprints in the Sand” Jesus poster EVER.

This is from the late 90′s sleeper hit ‘Outside Providence’. The young boy is explaining the Footprints picture/poem to his older brother’s friend, a guy named Drugs Delaney.

Drugs is in top form.

Yep. He pretty much sums up how I answer apologists who blather along similar lines. Watch the movie, if you haven’t already. Definitely worth it.


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  • Gordon
  • Setar, too lazy to log in on his blackberry

    Eh. I still think that it’s better to change the ending to “Because Tusken Raiders always ride single file, to hide their numbers.”

  • Clint

    Nah, Tusken Raiders. Totally.

  • Andrew Kilian

    You have given me Lolz!

  • Markita Lynda—it’s Spring after the Winter that wasn’t

    “It was always just one set of footprints. Where were you, God?”

    “That’s because you were always alone. I’m a figment of your imagination.”

  • Len

    It was Tuesday. Tuesdays I go bowling.