I am the recipient of electronic messages. Curtis is from Texas and he doesn’t ask for much.
All I ask is that you PLEASE watch these video’s.
Hilarious. Thanks man! I needed a laugh. You’re pretty funny. You were right! The stupid ass shit featured in these videos will certainly help me convince more people to become atheists.
I like how your entire second sentence was entirely comprised of the word “Texas”. Please send me more!
Military Director – American Atheists, Inc.
Texas. And here’s why:
This is actually what happens when you die:
Texas is the reason that this Christian band didn’t suck. (seriously)
This is how the universe actually works, Texas.
*UPDATE: Curtis replied to me with this ‘insightful’ message (below the fold)*
I tried. Remember (Texas) while you are burning in hell for eternity.
I have almost been to hell already, with the 101st AirBorne in Viet Nam.
This is the cover art for the short lived Christian band (that really did make ‘art’ and not bullshit) Lift To Experience. They were from my stomping grounds – Dallas, Texas.
Besides the awesomeness of eccentric facial hair, if there’s anything you can take away from this post it’s this: Texas.