Too damn slow!


I ran a combat fitness test today. I missed a perfect score by 4 seconds on my run time. I was a little upset. I didn’t think you could accomplish much in 4 seconds and then I found this video that can tell you the Twilight story in 4 seconds:


My wife is a Twilight fan. She wasn’t too amused so I defaulted to this video that explains the destruction of Sodom and Gomorrah in 4 minutes:


She’s a Christian so she wasn’t amused with that either. Oh well…ya can’t win ’em all!


-Paul Loebe

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  • iariese

    My son (1/5 Marines) just came home on leave. He was bitching because even though he finished 2nd in the run, the Sgt. with the clipboard wrote down the wrong time, putting him as mid-pack. He still can only do 17 pullups, though. Ain’t life a mofo.

  • Paul Loebe

    I’m in 3/5.