Problem Solved: Bryan Fischer Just Fixed Islamic Terrorism for Good

In the wake of the terrorist attack in Manhattan yesterday that killed 8 people, Bryan Fischer, in his infinite wisdom, has single-handedly simplified “extreme vetting” and solved our Islamic terrorism problem for good. His solution? Just ask people if they’re interested in implementing Sharia Law in the US. If they say yes then you don’t let them in. Problem solved. Why didn’t we think of that?

For more answers to the problems facing America, I suggest you follow Bryan so he can drop his wisdom onto your twitter feed regularly. If you do, you’ll get more useful tidbits like these:

The hits never end. Bryan Fischer is always good for a chuckle or a white-knuckle rage-induced tirade, depending on how you handle this type of lunacy.


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