In the wake of the terrorist attack in Manhattan yesterday that killed 8 people, Bryan Fischer, in his infinite wisdom, has single-handedly simplified “extreme vetting” and solved our Islamic terrorism problem for good. His solution? Just ask people if they’re interested in implementing Sharia Law in the US. If they say yes then you don’t let them in. Problem solved. Why didn’t we think of that?
Sounds totally terrorist-proof. No Islamist could ever get by that. Would pretty much solve the whole problem. Extreme vetting FTW! #moron
— Kevin Davis (@SecularVoices) November 1, 2017
For more answers to the problems facing America, I suggest you follow Bryan so he can drop his wisdom onto your twitter feed regularly. If you do, you’ll get more useful tidbits like these:
Mitt Romney, the man who gave us sodomy-based marriage by executive fiat, wants to run for Senate in Utah. No thanks.
— Bryan Fischer (@BryanJFischer) October 28, 2017
Trump is wrong. Hillary-Russia collusion not like Watergate. It's worse. Watergate was a third-rate burglary, this about national security.
— Bryan Fischer (@BryanJFischer) October 26, 2017
Wingerleft helps me get the word out: 'If You’re An Environmentalist,’ You Should Support The Death Penalty https://t.co/C2cj5Auh6I
— Bryan Fischer (@BryanJFischer) October 12, 2017
The hits never end. Bryan Fischer is always good for a chuckle or a white-knuckle rage-induced tirade, depending on how you handle this type of lunacy.
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