An ‘angry Jesus with eyes blazing like fire’ confronted a bunch of Islamic militants intent on killing Christians ‘somewhere in the Middle East’.
Details of the confrontation – which must be true because it appeared a few days ago on Bibles for Mideast, and not The Onion – were provided by “Haroon” (not his real name), a trained sharp shooter who was commanding a militant wing to protect Islam against its enemies.
He and 18 others got information that a Baptist group were holding a baptism service in the Arabian sea, and they set forth to massacre them.
Then things went horribly wrong. By the time the butchers arrived, the service was over over and the Christians were leaving the scene by bus.
We followed and shoot [sic] the bus several times. Within seconds, a giant dust storm formed in front of our vehicles and we were unable to move forward. We all got down from our cars and continued shooting through the dust storm.
Suddenly we saw Christ Jesus appeared in the dust storm. He was angry and his eyes were like blazing fire. With a mighty voice he told us, ‘Why are you persecuting me; It’s hard for you to kick against the pricks’.
Oh, it was a terrible experience! His voice produced a strong wind and we all fell down on the road. Our guns flew away from us. Somehow we stood up from the road, but we were unable to talk anything. Our voice was lost.
Jesus said again, ‘I came to the world not to destroy anyone; but to save you. Go in peace.
He disappeared. The dust storm also disappeared with him.
We experienced both terrible fear and an abundant peace at a time. We never had such experience in our life before.
We got our voice back. We praise and thank God, except two of us. Those two said, it’s not from God. We had a quarrel between us but they argued with some quotes. And we left the place with confusion.
But after this incident, our wing became silent from militant activities.
Later his sister Hajira had supernatural encounter with an angel, when she was bitten by a Sahara Horned Viper, a highly poisonous snake and admitted to hospital.position. An angel appeared before her while she was sleeping and spoke about “Jesus, the Savior and the Healer”.
She shared it to me and I became very happy We both prayed to Jesus to save us and guide us.
The rest of this cockamamie story is predictable.
“Haroon” and his sister confessed their sins and accepted Jesus as their Lord and Saviour. The rest of the family, including the father and 17 of the militants became Christians.